The Dangers of Maddie Boredom

The scene-driving back from meeting April and company in Connecticut. Normally a hour and a half, but we met halfway. Still after 35 minutes in the car, Maddie and I had the following conversation:

Mad: What is wrong with these people? None of them are smiling at me!
Mom: Who? The other drivers?
Mad: Yes, I'm showing them money and they're not smiling. (she did have a $5 bill) Why won't they smile at me? Can I spit at them?
Mom: NO!!!!!
Mad: You never let me do anything!!