Maddie-isms

From the mouth of Maddie--

-Drinking ketchup is magical to me. An ick habit she picked up from Andrew.

-You can't tell me what to do. Only Jesus can tell me what to do. This was directed toward Josh. He responded very appropriately with a small lecture on the bible says honor your parents. I responded with, "Kid, your dad and Jesus are on a first name basis." My reply worked.

-Daddy, you're squishy.

-Peenie, peenie, peenie. This is her made up nickname for the male part. So I said, Maddie, that word is not appropriate. The following is what I got in reply- It's ok to say that word, listen, peen-EE, pen-IS, see? It doesn't even rhyme!!!

-Is this going to go all over town? She is asking me this at this very moment as I create this entry.